Dear Pregnancy,
· What’s with the granola bars and orange juice every morning and night, really?
· When it’s time to pick a restaurant, why do you only desire McDonald’s or Burger King?
· Thanks for the endowment, but once again, the belly sticks out further.
· You have made it possible for me to smell it when my neighbor makes microwave popcorn.
· I love my natural red highlights.
· The acne is bad.
· You’re right. I really should wait at least another 8 or 9 months before I start working out.
· Way to stay in our regular jeans!
· Are you as happy as I am that the style of my clothes works for maternity as well?!?
· Thanks for not making me sick.
Love,
Mrs. Katherine
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